A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

E.W. Howe
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser...
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser...
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser...
A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser...
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For a man to be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife is just plain embarrassing. A man should be the same height, weight, age, and physique as his wife.

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